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HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007!
Just now, i drew a picture just for new year!
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I'm sure i miss 2006,
my pri sch friends, my pri sch, and many other stuff.
but let's look ahead and see 2007!
I've changed my blog template.
the picture is soooo cute>.< !!
And i added a lot of stuff like ear candy, and eye candy.
not candy made of eyes and ears, but music and picture gallery.
hope you enjoy.
++i just came back from sch camp yesterday.
my voice sounded a bit funny cos of the screaming at camp fire.
generally, the camp was quite fun.
only i dont like the mass dance and bath time.
Not that i dont like the bathe, you have to queue more than 1/2hr just to bathe.
Cheering, i dont quite like. but i decided to cheer
during the camp fire.
mass dance, 'wo si dou BU YAO ZUO!!!'
i nv dance.
and then got one time my OGL played a game with us abt chicken rice.
SO MANY TYPE OF FOOD, WHY CHICKEN RICE?
but i dont blame them, cos they dont know abt the
chicken rice and me.
haiz~
so, one more time:
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
BEST WISHES TO ALL!

I found some jokes. Some of them were
so funny until i roflmao! Enjoy reading them!

#1 :
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Director of Nursing became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be
mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said,"Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged - since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another patient - I have concluded
that your act displays soundness of mind.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved,
hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his
robe, right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead.


"Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself.
I put himthere to dry.
When can I go home?"
[this one made me roflmao]

#2: THREE MEN WERE WALKING THROUGH THE JUNGLE IN MUKIT TIMAH AND THEY FOUND A GENIE SITTING BY A CLIFF . THE GENIE SAIS " I WILL GRANT YOU EACH ONE WISH , ALL YUO HAVE TO DO IS SAY WHAT U WANT AND JUMP OFF THE CLIFF". THE 1ST GUY WENT TO THE EDGE , YELLED "MONEY" AND JUMPS OFF, HE LANDS IN A BIG PILE OF MONEY.THE SECOND GUY GOT UP AND YELLED "WOMEN" , HE LANDS AMONG HUNDREDS OF WOMEN. THE THIRD GUY, WHO WAS PRETTY EXCITED NOW, GOT TO THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF, SLIPPED AND YELLED "SH1T"!
[sry for all the CAPS i copy and paste]

#3: A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer, and a mop.

#4: Three women were about to be shot in a police station for commiting crimes. When the first woman was about to be shot(police was counting down, 3, 2,1!), she yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!!" and everyone evacuted so she safely escaped. When the second woman was about to be shot, she yelled, "TORNADO!!" and she too escaped. When the third woman was about to be shot(3,2,1!!), she yelled,"FIRE!!" and she.............

#5: (this one heard from friends)
a lady was in love with a policeman, postman and a butcher
but she could only marry one of them so she said:
"make a sentence using liver and cheese and i marry
the one that makes a sentence i like."
the policeman said:
"I like cheese but dont like liver"
(lady kicks him out of the door)
the postman said:
"I like liver but dont like chese"
(lady kicks him out of the window)
the butcher said:
"liver alone, cheese mine!"
[made me roflmao]

#6: [very familiar like that]
One day, a panda went to a local bar and ordered a cup of wine and was eating some food that he brought from his house. After eating and drinking, he take out his gun and shoot everyone in the bar.
Question is, why did he do that ?
Answer: Cos panda eat shoots and leaves
Dont get it ?
You see, a real panda eat shoots(young plants) and leaves (leaf) .

#7:
Bob was going out with his gf, Tammy.
Tammy and Bob had just finished watching a movie
and Bob had dropped Tammy off in front of
her house
when Tammy's father walked to them.
Tammy father said "Tammy grandma is here,
come in and say hello."
Bob thinks to himself, "Argh! I need to fart but I have to go."
So he said "Okay".
They are all sitting down at the dinnertable and
Bob is about to explode. He says to himself,
"I've really got to fart so I'll just let a little bit go at a time."
Meanwhile the dog, Duke, is sitting right beside him.
"Bllllght!"
Tammy's father said "Duke!"
and sat back down.
"Oh my God! They think it's the dog!"
"Bllllght!"
Again Tammy's father stands up and says "Duke!"
Finally, Bob lets it go really big, it's the biggest fart you've ever heard. "Blllhhhttgggghtttttttbang!"
Tammy's father stands up and shouts
"Duke! Get the hell out of there before he farts on ya!"

enough jokes for the day=P

Merry Christmas to all!

My christmas gifts
- White Nike bottle from aunt
- clikits from cousin
- green teddy from Vicky during
gift exchange at Charmaine's party
(Wow Vicky! your wish came true!
you wrote in your card that
you hoped that your gift would be
received by a girl, and that's me!)

I didn't really give a lot cos
my parents dont let me buy a lot.
so how?
sry i can't give a lot of presents.
I bought a smiley photo frame
for the gift exchange at Charmaine's party.
I think vivi got it.

At the party before dinner
some of them were playing uno
and i think clement lost or something
and had to do push-ups for punishment.
then d. tan go do for clement(i think)
then clement do???i a bit confused.
after dinner some were playing
a game relating to cups
but i didn't really cared cos i was
watching a movie.

then comes the 'punishment' game.
HATED IT!!!
i had to name 10 types of dogs
in 20sec. I dont know anything abt dogs.
luckily charmaine and nicole helped me.
I FELT VERY VERY LUCKY
that i didn't get those like act like
a clown or worse...ACT LIKE A CHICKEN!!!
the most best was the i think writing the name 30 times
or the joke telling one.
Susi the 'timer' was...OMG!!!
the way she counted...
''1 WHATEVER, 2 WHATEVER!! 3WHATEVER...."
(replace whatever to random things she said)
then some ppl had to go.
the later, the lesser ppl in the party.
Some ppl play stress until fighting
who said STRESS first cos they dont
want to take all the cards.
and when they shouted stress you had to cover
your ears.
you were chatting with your friends
when suddenly "STRESS!!!"
whoa! such gd screamers.
some ppl say they are like speakers.
i left charmaine's house at abt 10pm.
I heard next yr's christmas party would be at
vivi's house.
mabye?
anyway,
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
BEST WISHES FOR THE YEARS TO COME!
PS. btw, i'm going anglican high(did i say it?)
PSS. you know the link at the 'so called home page'
of my blog? it's no big deal. Just click it.
Let me add something to yesterday's post:
...*yawn* gd night everyone
AND
yesterday, me and my friends
went to tampines mall to watch eragon.
quite a nice movie.
during the movie, i think we were
making quite a lot of noise
by eating.
i hope we didn't annoy the rest of the ppl.
after that, we went pizza hut to eat pizza.
then i reached home like abt 9pm?
i've nv went out so late before.
see ya!
today, i went to my future sch, anglican high
and bought uniform and books.
after i went home, i took a look at the textbks, i felt dizzy.
most of the things i dont know what they meant!
well, nvm.
and what i dreaded the most was...
...I HAD TO WEAR A SKIRT~!!!
i hate wearing skirts.
if i had a choice i would nv wear skirts.
oh well, this is the sch uniform
i could not do anything abt it.
my mother woke me up at 6.30am
*yawn*
gd night, everyone.
hi ppl!
still got 2 days know what sch we go to.
i'm not very nervous yet.
mabye on that day i'll be nervous.
anyway being nervous is no use=P
today, it keeps raining and raining.
i feel so cold.
i dont even need to on the fan.
at least i save some electricity.
what luck!
my computer got some sort of problem.
now my father has to fix it.
well, luckily my sis go tuition.
PEACE AT LAST!!!!!
and i can use her computer
WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!
she cannot do anything to me.
cos i'm stronger than her*evil laugh*
nothing much happened these few days.
VERY sian.
actually i want to type more
but my sis ''butt in''
and made me firget what i want to write.
nvm
forget it.
gd luck to all.
hi ppl!
today i was really bored and didnt feel like playing com games
so i drew pictures!
'eye candy'
click on the pictures for a larger view.












#1: maplestory spearman(dont look like one)#2: me hearing music (without spectacles on!)#3: maplestory magician (i took a long time to draw that)#4: maplestory fighter#5: maplestory bandit

happy holidays!
3 days left to knowing what sch to go to.
gd luck to all!
PS btw, can someone tell me when to go to school on 21/12?
yesterday at my grandma's house,
me and my cousins and sis celebrated my grandma's bithday.
we ate ice cream cake=P yummy!
then me and my cousins played with the dry ice.
made me roflmao.
we threw the dry ice in bowls and poured water.
the whole place seemed so smoky!
something even more pro.
then we threw the ice in the sink.
and got the tap running.
it's like as if the whole sink was abt to explode!!!
haha!
4 days left to knowing what sch we're going in.
gd luck to all:)
today i was so sian i made this:

take a look at it!
you can share it if you are feeling the same too
but dont remove the copyright sign =P
only 6 more days to knowing what sch we all go to.
gd luck to all!
hope you get the sch of your choices.
only got 8 days left to knowing what sch to go to.
nervous?
not at all.
gd luck to all
=P
I'm feeling VERY VERY sian.
nth to do at all.
i've started to rd bks.
i'm reading the a series of unfortunate events.
btw, i'm gonna change my blogskin.
i haven't been chatting with my friends for a
looooooooooong time. i wonder what
they do to entertain themselves at home.
i started to put a counter in my blog.
So miserable, only 9 visitors.
i hope i will have more.
and my sis.
so what she lv 30?(maple)
she keeps talking to me how good it is to be a cleric.
can heal kill undeads...bla bla bla BLA bla BBLLAA
she nv gets tired when it comes to maple.
CAN SOMEONE SHUT HER UP?
i'm afraid not.
i dont even like clerics in the 1st place.
i'm so sry if you are a cleric.
it's gonna be 21st dec.
9 days away.
i hope you all can get to the sch you wanted.
so long, then.
hi!
today i went to the nation museum of sg.
NOT my type of place to go, really.
IT WAS WORSE THAN SHOPPING!
walking around having a companion talking and talking.
[i mean the companion is 'talking', not me.]
after a tiring walk in the museum, i went to macdonalds for lunch.
then we walked in plaza singapura, and bought some stuff.
then i went home to rest for a while,
then i went to my grandma's house.
then i ate dinner at my grandma's house,
then went home.
then typed in this blog.
even wkends, they aren't very exciting.
just now, me and my sis were planning if we were
allowed to do whatever we wanted to
our rm, what we would put inside.
not too costly, only $710 in total.
2 loft beds, 2 tables, 2 chairs, a sofa.
COOL!
but that will nv happen(or will it?)
yeah, of course, i hope so.
see ya guys at 21 dec, [hopefully 22 dec] and 24 dec.
tata!
hello.
just now got something happen make me roflmao.
my mom and sis were throwing cushions around the living room.
then my sis miss aim and it landed into the fish tank!
my mom has to wash the cushion now.
how sad.
today, nothing much happen at home.
the same typical sch hol.
but...
today i sent many emails, dunno why.
see ya.
hi ppl!
today I went to the zoo with my family.
walk the whole day walk until I ''jiao suan''!
but nvm, I got to see a lot of animals!
much better than that time when I went to the zoo with
the school.
saw so few animals.
then I ate lunch in a shelter.
egg and potato and chicken wing and rice.
kinda funny.
then after that see even more animals.
finally about 3pm finish looking at all the animals.
BUT...i thought i could get home for a nice sleep.
BUT...in the end we went IKEA and had a drink.
THEN...i thought we could all go back to sleep.
BUT...we went round the whole ikea.
AND...i bought a black wastepaper basket for myself.
AND...not only that my mom buy something for kitchen.
BUT...actually I wanted to buy a chair that cost $99.
BUT...my dad said it's a bit too costly.
SO...i could only think: oh well, what could i do?
BUT...at least i got a new dustbin for my room.
BUT...so, i thought i could buy a new bed.
ACTUALLY...my parents are considering a new bed for me.
AND...a new chair.
BUT...they bought neither.
EXCEPT FOR...a black dustbin.
WOW...i see.
ACTUALLY...a dustbin in my room is useless.
THEN...we went for dinner.
AFTER...i got home i ate chicken wings.
LATER...i went to bathe.
AFTER...that, i played maple for 1 hr.
THEN...typed this post.
COOL...day, huh.
SINCE...when did i type in this manner?
I...think it's kinda funny.
AND...this is one of the days in my hols
THAT...is not sian.
SO...although i didn't get what i want,
STILL...it's not so boring.
SEE...ya.
IF...i can anyway.
BTW...abt the YAN MIN thinggy.
THERE...are more reasons to that of the bottom post.
MUCH...much more.
AND...you have to trust me.
YOU...wouldn't want to know the reason.
SO...just have fun flooding.
IF...you dont want, nvm.
I...dont mind really.
SO...bb!
PS...I try not to talk anything abt maple in my blog.
PPS...if you want maple, try this : http://iamjuzakid.blogspot.com/
PPPS...and this : http://thedarkestbandit.blogspot.com/
PPPPS...am i annoying to put so many 'PSes'?
PPPPPS...i hope not.
A REQUEST
this really isn't a post, but please support
the YAN MIN by flooding my sis' tagboard.
thx a lot to ppl who flood my sis tagboard.
My sis has really been a sin.
Got one time, I say 1 sentence,
then she screamed and shouted
and I scolded by me mom.
It's not fair!
I said that sentence with proof,
not any old how.
then my mom say that I always say her.
MY SIS ALSO GOT SAY ME WHAT!!!
SOMEMORE DUN HAVE PROOF!!!
sometimes life a bit bad one lor.
then me mom never scold my sis.
-----------------------------------
Hols really very sian.
nth to do.
everyday play the com,
actually I like to play com games
but now i also feel bored playing em.
AND...
to my friends...
I don't chat at night.
thx.
until bout 9pm then I start to chat.
happy hols to all!
PS: dont say anything bout the ''They lived happily ever after''.
I didn't put that in XD!!!
I realised I haven't been blogging for a long time
cos everyday seems almost the same, so sian.
but yesterday I went to Escape Theme Park with Charmaine, Tisa, Sheila, Susi, Vivi, Dexter, Nicholas, my sis, and a few other ppl.
it was so fun! i played almost all the rides.
i liked 'rainbow' the best.
abt 1pm we eat lunch at burger king.
when eating lunch, Vivi did some very funny thinx!
Then Sheila followed.
my sis felt sick after looking at them.
Well, it was so funny that i almost roflmao!
but i can't do that in burger king.
we are at the theme park
from 10am all the way until abt 8pm.
so many hrs, OMG!
I liked the viking ship ride too.
I sat at the end with Susi and Nicholas.
So shiok!
I dun know why so many ppl felt sick.
I ENJOYED IT! it was one of the most coolest rides in the theme park.
the haunted house was really scary!
Susi screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed...
and made the rest of us scream as well!
The water slide was no better!
15m drop!
luckily, i sat in front
so i was not so wet, although i wanted to be MORE wet!
hhaz!
then some of us walked home.
WAIT.
did I tell you that we queued for the go-karts queue for ALMOST 1 HR!!!
so hot and tired and 'jiao suan'.
but it was worth waiting!
I enjoyed it!
++i ate 2 ice-creams!
and wasted my game coupon on spinning the wheel.
and won nothing.
BUT
all the games there are cheats.
so hard to win.
after go home
had a gd old nice bath,
ate dinner,
then sat down on my chair, looking at my com screen
chatting with ppl.
then i went to bed[without brushing my teeth-->YUCK!]
and that concludes the most wonderful day i had in my whole dec sch hols[so far].
the one and only day that i dont feel sian.
today?
well, back to the typical sch hol.
nothing much now, bb!
[And i didn't know i could type so much...]

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