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Friday, September 22, 2006 // 3 comments
Back to da normal bite-sized journal!Something might juz make you fall off your chair, laughing. BURNING HOT NEWS!!! I don't mean to make DC embarrassed but this is super! ~During el sup class 2day, DC, the classmate sitting in front of the girl(HX) that sit besides me, did something out of this world! ~It all started when ZW tapped on DC's shoulder and made a red patch on DC's sleeve. HX told DC 'bout the stain. Then DC immediately unbuttoned his shirt. SICK!!!!!!!! HX and me almost laughed ourselves out of breath. You know the word 'STRESSED'? ~When you spell it the other way round, it's DESSERTS! Do you know how to pronouce the 'no-such-word' GHOTE? ~I don't think you know how to, except for my classmates. and teacher. You know those kind of words like 'pop' you spell it the other way round it's the same? ~What's the 7 letter word that when you spell it the other way round it's the same? Hey, I'm not being rude. ~Do you know what word starts with a 'f' and ends with a 'k'? ~Don't think dirty. ''fuck'' is 100% not in my ans list. Remember I said there was 'Da curse of da crystal ball'? I got cursed and my register number has been rolled out! ~All thanks to the girl next door and the boy behind me! Many word games, huh? No time now, I gotta do my homework b4 my mom unplugs my PC from the main switch. ★
Thursday, September 21, 2006 // 0 comments
Today's post is slightly different. It's much longer, and it is a fiction story about me."A interesting story," By me. Once upon a time there was a young girl named Yan Min. Yan Min was 12 years old and lived in Pasir Ris, Singapore. While walking home from school one day, a Blue Imaginary Friend jumped out from behind a pile of...SHIT and tackled Yan Min to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Yan Min realised that the Blue Imaginary Friend was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Yan Min decided to keep the Blue Imaginary Friend as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Blue Imaginary Friend ''Gothic Cosda.'' When Yan Min and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Yan Min's mother, Mom. And boy was she surprised to see a Blue Imaginary Friend following Yan Min into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Mom. ''It's a Blue Imaginary Friend,'' answered Yan Min. ''Dah, I can see that, Yan Min, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Mom. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Yan Min. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Mom. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Blue Imaginary Friends. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Yan Min grabbed Cosda by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Yan Min and Cosda played and played, that is until Yan Min's favorite television show, ''Danny Phantom,'' started. At that point Yan Min forgot all about Cosda having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Danny Phantom,'' when Yan Min was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''What the hell...!! Yan Min! That's it, pal! In the Bathroom...NOW!!'' With that Yan Min rushed into the Bathroom to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Bathroom, there stood her father, Dad, pointing toward the Toilet bowl. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Yan Min followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the toilet bowl, was the biggest pile of Imaginary Friend doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Dad. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Yan Min knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Cosda for a pet. So without hesitation, Yan Min set out to find where Cosda was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Yan Min discovered Cosda crouched beneath the table that Yan Min did her watching TV on. ''Come on, Cosda, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed in the toilet bowl!'' scolded Yan Min. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own Imaginary Friend!!" "Oh, yeah!?! I wished I was never imagined,"Cosda interrupted. And with that Yan Min led Cosda out of the house and down to the local The 99cent store. They had a pet section and Yan Min knew the owner would find Cosda a good home. So after saying good-bye to Cosda(which she was somehow delighted), and thanking the owner of The 99cent store, Yan Min walked backed home and attempted to quench her thirst by walking all the way to the 99cent store by slamming down a half dozen fresh water. But Yan Min's wonder of delight came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. "YAN MIN!!! Clean this up b4 I..I...Just clean that mess up!" Dad shouted. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Yan Min suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. "And I'm never gonna have an imaginary friend that wished that he was never imagined,"Yan Min thought, and flushed the toilet bowl. "Why, am I nuts? Why didn't I thought of it before? Oh well." The End. Quite wordy and long. Don't get dizzy after reading this!
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 // 0 comments
Man my arm hurts!After the P6 jab, my hand has been aching lately. Anything I do isn't convenient! AHHHH! ~Well, some people are worse than me. are you a Fairly Odd Parents or Danny Phantom fan? Now u can hear the theme songs or songs whatsoever in the 2 cartoons! ~Click on the Timpod to hear the songs. I haven't been adding colour to my entries lately. ~'cos of time constrain! I don't think I will able to update so oftenly for the next 2-3 wks. ~'cos I have 2 study 4 PSLE! 2day, I kept lol in class. I think I've gone a bit bonkers after the P6 injection! ~Well, my 'laugh resistance' is extremely low. I hated PE 2day! ~Why? 'cos My arm hurts and the game isn't fair. ~The cones replace the goal post. So, I hit the cone and I bent down 2 put it back in place. But u know what!?! The opponent team used that time 2 goal. What the hell... It's so noisy! ~They are having a renovation at my block abd I'm having my PSLE soon. How cursed! Today in el class there was a curse of 'Da Crystal Ball'. Whoever touches the Crystal ball will be cursed and her/his register no. will come out and she/he will have to go to the board and write the answers down of a question! ~U know what's da crystal ball? It's actually a bingo set. Quite a long and run-of-the-mill update. Nothing very much. ★
Tuesday, September 19, 2006 // 0 comments
The dreadful day is finally over!Finally my P6 injection is over. Phew! It was not as pain as I thought it would be. Two girls cried even b4 da injection. Weird! ~The left had injection was much more pain that da right hand jab. The right hand jab was nothin' at all, like an ant bite. The second one was much more pain that I yelled. Of course, I didn't cry. Just came back from school ~A quick update! I'm offended by one of my classmates, D. ~I didn't know what's fishballs and sausage. I was so offended. Just now, D asked "Yan Min, do you like 2 eat fishballs and sausages?" I said "Yah. So?" He told me that fishballs are the male testis and sausage is the male penis. GROSS!!! I'm still wondering if I should complain to my teacher 'bout tis. A very quick update, and short too. I didn't add colour too. I hope you'll still enjoy reading this blog! ★
Monday, September 18, 2006 // 0 comments
Today is truly my icky day!2moro is my health check and I'm gonna have my jab. Other classes have taken the jab and it seems so painful. Yikes! ~Someone fainted 'cos he was too scared to take the needle! I hope i won't faint or cry. How icky could other days be ickier than this!?! The day started well, woke up and bla....everything turned icky when it was chinese class. class 6/2 are going for their jab so that leaves the few of us in the classroom. Then I don't know a chinese word and went to the dictionary to check it out. When I unintentionally turned to the coloured pages, a naked man and lady stood there. yuck! ~There's still more icky stuff. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Then one of the boys finished the health check and said that the nurse will pull the boys' pants down and check their penis. DOUBLE YUCK! ~That's not all!!! After a while it ain't so icky. Just b4 my chinese remedial, a boy walked past me and my fren and sneezed. So what if he sneezes? The icky part is, mucus flew all over. TRIPLE YUCK!!! ~I hope I won't get sick. Daily routine ~Juz doin' my work. Stupid Sister went for CCA. ~Some peace for a few hrs! What a icky day! Finally this day's over and I shall prepare myself for 2moro's jab. PS: remember on one of da posts I put a background? That background is soooooooo copyrighted, so don't claim it as urs! ★
Sunday, September 17, 2006 // 0 comments
Sheesh! I hate lovey stuff!I should have been more prepared before I watch today's Danny Phantom,episode Fanning the Flames 'cos Danny and Sam keep hugging and holding hands and Ember cast a love spell(HATE!!!) on Danny. If that wasn't bad enough, SAM KISSED DASH!!!!!!!!!Goodness! ~Did I tell you I hate lovey and kissy and mushy stuff?!? (HATE!!!!!) BLEH!!! Daily Routine ~Doing my maths homework. Fortunately, this maths paper isn't so hard so I can complete it more quickly. Stupid Sister didn't bother me today. ~What a relief! Today is a boring day, so there's little to write. Here a Danny Phantom quiz, just to make up for the short entry. ★
Saturday, September 16, 2006 // 0 comments
I don't know where da heck is the subject bar mabye they removed it.Yesterday I told you people I'm going for a blood test. Phew it isn't so bad as I thought it would be! But you have to fast from 10pm to you do your blood test so I'mmmm so hungry! ~Not so bad, but it's still pain! Talking about blood tests! I thought I would like to share this website I found on accident, but it's about Danny Phantom. Just go take a look. It's no harm, right? Here's the link:http://www.savethephantom.com/ ~This website's more for Danny Phantom fans. Want to hear some Nick shows theme songs? I've got da site!http://www.nick.com/buzz/music/jukebox/index.jhtml ~It's too bad you can't save the songs. Stupid Sister doing absurb things again! ~She made a sooooooper stupid signature for each and every email she sends! It's full of smiley faces! I wonder if she had added any frowny faces. Daily routine ~doing my I wonder if my sister has something wrong inside herself. ~She keeps drawing Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot! Everyday! Do you know what's a Battle Ready Armor? ~Information found here if you don't know what's a Battle Ready Armor. ~If you look carefully, Battle Ready Armor is the extended acronym of BRA. I found a quite-nice game, I juz wanna share it with you. It's called Chuzzle. ~It's even better if you download the deluxe one. Enuf typing and more doing my work! Bye people! ~Watch out for my next update! ★
Friday, September 15, 2006 // 0 comments
A series of unexpected and expected eventsWHAT IN DA...where is the 'subject bar'!?! must be my computer malfunction. PSLE listening compre exams over!!! WHAT can I do now? I don't feel like kicking any crud now. 2moro I have 2 do a blood test. Feeling Gore? ~Talking 'bout blood test, I have a P6 injection at 19/9/06! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I hate injections. 2day I juz watch a cartoon Fairly Odd Parents. The episode Beddy Bye is full of gore when Cosmo didn't get his sleep and Timmy didn't sleep for 7 days. You've should have seen da looks on their faces. BLEH!!!!!! ~A second thought. You wouldn't want 2 see their looks. Even more disgusting than The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy! A total nightmare when you see Timmy and Cosmo faces in that episode! Daily Routine-doing my homework. ~And many stuff too. Stupid Sister annoying me! I don't know what game she is playing NOw, but it's totally annoying. It keeps saying 'Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...' ((Bla bla blabety bla)) ~Can you survive under such 'conditions'? Here's a gift:  Click the image for a larger view.I think I've said ((typed)) enuf. Bye people! Watch out for my next update! ★LEt's KiCK DA cRud ouT oF tiS bLog
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 // 0 comments
LEt's KiCK DA cRud ouT oF tiS bLogof the first post of this wonderful BReAkin' DA RuLes blog! This is the first, but a trial test, so I did not really KiCK DA cRud ouT oF tiS bLog. What a disappointment, huh? All about this blog This blog is created at 12 Sept 2006 and the entries are written by me, Chan Yan Min. This blog can be about anything--from myself to cartoons to comics to websites to anything! There's no telling what would be written in this blog. about myself My name is Chan Yan Min but sometimes I use 'Corn Pasile' to do some undercover. I'm born at 08051994 and I love watching cartoons. If you want to ask me what cartoons I watch, here they are: Kids Next Door, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Billy and Mandy, Teenage Robot, Foster's home, Puffy Ami Yumi, Spongebob Squarepants, and bla bla blabety bla.<-that is not a show name!!! Well for the first post nothin' about CRUD is happening, but if you want to take a look at my gallery, go ahead! Here's DA link: http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Cornpeanut.php thank you!!! |
