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Thursday, September 21, 2006 // 0 comments
Today's post is slightly different. It's much longer, and it is a fiction story about me."A interesting story," By me. Once upon a time there was a young girl named Yan Min. Yan Min was 12 years old and lived in Pasir Ris, Singapore. While walking home from school one day, a Blue Imaginary Friend jumped out from behind a pile of...SHIT and tackled Yan Min to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Yan Min realised that the Blue Imaginary Friend was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Yan Min decided to keep the Blue Imaginary Friend as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Blue Imaginary Friend ''Gothic Cosda.'' When Yan Min and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Yan Min's mother, Mom. And boy was she surprised to see a Blue Imaginary Friend following Yan Min into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Mom. ''It's a Blue Imaginary Friend,'' answered Yan Min. ''Dah, I can see that, Yan Min, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Mom. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Yan Min. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Mom. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Blue Imaginary Friends. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Yan Min grabbed Cosda by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Yan Min and Cosda played and played, that is until Yan Min's favorite television show, ''Danny Phantom,'' started. At that point Yan Min forgot all about Cosda having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Danny Phantom,'' when Yan Min was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''What the hell...!! Yan Min! That's it, pal! In the Bathroom...NOW!!'' With that Yan Min rushed into the Bathroom to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Bathroom, there stood her father, Dad, pointing toward the Toilet bowl. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Yan Min followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the toilet bowl, was the biggest pile of Imaginary Friend doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Dad. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Yan Min knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Cosda for a pet. So without hesitation, Yan Min set out to find where Cosda was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Yan Min discovered Cosda crouched beneath the table that Yan Min did her watching TV on. ''Come on, Cosda, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed in the toilet bowl!'' scolded Yan Min. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own Imaginary Friend!!" "Oh, yeah!?! I wished I was never imagined,"Cosda interrupted. And with that Yan Min led Cosda out of the house and down to the local The 99cent store. They had a pet section and Yan Min knew the owner would find Cosda a good home. So after saying good-bye to Cosda(which she was somehow delighted), and thanking the owner of The 99cent store, Yan Min walked backed home and attempted to quench her thirst by walking all the way to the 99cent store by slamming down a half dozen fresh water. But Yan Min's wonder of delight came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. "YAN MIN!!! Clean this up b4 I..I...Just clean that mess up!" Dad shouted. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Yan Min suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. "And I'm never gonna have an imaginary friend that wished that he was never imagined,"Yan Min thought, and flushed the toilet bowl. "Why, am I nuts? Why didn't I thought of it before? Oh well." The End. Quite wordy and long. Don't get dizzy after reading this!
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